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# WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I'VE MISSED YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Who the hell am I?
No really, who am I?
I've been sitting here, on my couch, for 5 years. Lots of shit has piled up and it's kind of smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:12, archived)
# You are:
Francis, the lovable rebel. Although you don't wash and your clothes are dirty you've won a place in peoples hearts for your little stunts. You've lived through life with no real figure of authority and now, when Michael comes into your life, setting rules and demanding a high standard of work you begin to panic, and you retort in the only way you know how. You constantly play pranks on Michael and yet you've begun to look up to him, as the father figure you never had. Michael goes home and cries. You are a fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:16, archived)
# GO NORTH.
You cannot go that way.
GO NORTH.
You cannot go that way.
GO NORRTRH.
You were eaten by a Grue.

Restart Y/N?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:18, archived)
# _W
You walk West.
_Look
You can see a tavern to the North.
_NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:20, archived)
# It is pub o'clock somewhere in the world.
This is my happy thought.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:22, archived)
# >Get ye flask
You cannot get ye flask.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I laughed at that FAR TOO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Ye spend ye days wondering what 'parapets' are.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:30, archived)
# : look
You are on the roof of the castle, all around you are parapets, you can see all all the way to the horizon.
:get parapets
You take the parapets and loose your footing.
You fall over the edge of the parapetless castle and land on the ground, but you survive the fall.

You are eaten by a grue.




(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# THROW BABY!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Michael is a twat.
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:24, archived)
# How could you!?
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# You're not very good at stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I know.
I also dislike twats named Michael whom are constantly whingin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:27, archived)
# MICHAEL DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:31, archived)
# What a comeback.
♥
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:34, archived)
# That's not what he said
last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I CAN PROVE OTHERWISE:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Erm yeah,
that was totally from a week ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Oh dear god woman
HAVE A WASH
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:41, archived)
# You first!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 3:45, archived)