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# you can't beat a good poo
but ponder, some poor orphans simply cannot poo

they try all day long but finish up strained and pooless.

Your donation can help this.

A donation of 10 pounds can help an orphan squeeze out a pea sized pellet of poo.

A donation of a mere 20 pounds can help an orphan squeeze out a frond of rabbit shit sized orphan shits.

And a donation of 50 pounds can force an orphan to squeeze out a bloodstained lump of sphincter lacerating chocolate concrete.

Please, give all you can.

/radio 4 charity appeal blog
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:02, archived)
# pffff
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 22:09, archived)