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# Indicate the path to my abode
I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook of liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago,
And it's gone straight to my cerefenfeniculum,
Wherever I may perambulate,
Near land or sea or agitated water,
You will always hear me humming this melodium,
'Indicate the path to my abode.'

Beat that for posh.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *strikes match for huge cigar off the head of Zara Philips*
Hmm?
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *Receives head from Zara Philips*
Oh, nothing - nothing.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)