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# the squidfannytoblerone!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# don't you go
having operations without keeping me in the loop. I shall need loopage to not fret about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# i'm not having it for a fortnight
in hull, of all places.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# haha.
Sent to Hull, the irony. Well I'll need updates and possibly a phone number so I can whisper sweet death threats chirrupings in your ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i've got a pre-op consultation in macclesfield on tuesday
they're giving me a very short list of things i can eat and drink until the op.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Special K two bowls a day?
(Frank Talk About Mutants Fronk Tolk About Mutonts, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I hope one of the things
is cock. It better be cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i REALLY wish!
it goes something like this:
water
fruit teas
black tea/coffee, no sugar
sugar-free jelly
bovril

aaaaaaaannnd that's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# bastards.
They should prescribe you cock. I bet you'd get it on Bupa ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)
# i'm on bupa!
it's a bupa hospital! even if you go private, you still can't get cock on tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Shall I sort out
a black market prescription? ( I have access to some nice fat cock, just keep it on the QT ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)
# well
as long as it doesn't interfere with my morphine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)
# pah!
They even have you on cheap drugs. I'll sort a baggy out ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)
# yay!
i'm off to get a bit of kip before the brother-in-law phones me to take my nephew to the hospital.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)