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# On the end of his arm I should think. I don't believe costumes noses need wiping.
Unless I shit on the end. Cops hate firemen.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# shit on it, man!
i want to see wiping!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# I had a piss today, as I oft do, and I thought I'd include a little fart to liven up a dull afternoon. Only, shock horror, I had to spin as said fart turned out far more solid than I had anticipated. Furthermore I read OK!.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I would shit on a lion.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# i would be far more worried about reading ok!
than about the solidity of supposed farts.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# what about
"HELLO!!!"
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)
# just as bad.
any magazine that has "in-depth interviews" with either the beckhams or katie price and peter andre is fit for nothing more than a doctor's waiting room in the chavvier parts of town.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# fireman hates cops more
I'll just go and get my brother........

wait there.......he is a fire man btw
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# A fire
man?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)
# where?
man
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Helicopter.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# plain duh!
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Failmove. Checkmate.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)
# darnation!!!111!!??
twister then?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I demand a hellish game of Kerplunk.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)
# KERPLUNK!
shirley you jest sir?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I NEVER JEST.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# oh go on then
you first
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *plunks*
Fuck.
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:27, archived)
# silly
did you put the straws in? ay? ay? did ya? ay?
(, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)