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# if he falls over in the shower, he MIGHT DROWN
if he falls over into a river, he MIGHT DROWN or be CHOPPED INTO SHREDS by the ROTOR BLADES of a passing SPEEDBOAT.

don't mind me, I appear to have LOST IT completely.

EDIT: wtf, ROTOR BLADES? propellor blades, not bloody aquatic helicopters
EDIT2: or it could be an impeller and he gets squeezed into a fine spray of juice
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:58, archived)
# I'm never showering again.
Well, I never showered before, but now I have a reason.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)
# yes, if you are in your shower and a sea captain watches you in ernest
beware!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 18:59, archived)