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# YOU'RE sad?
i know what you're talking about, therefore making me at least 10% sadder

and i don't eat skeezy cheeses
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Neither do I.
And my penis has never had a disease.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# mine neither
i have it encased in carbonite
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# That's a masterful plan.
I let the young ladies of britain look after mine. They guard it at all times and cleanse it with special fine oils and their delicate little lips.
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# stop it!
*slides off chair*
(, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)