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# 'If you've been offered a shark, call Ulston police station on 0145 45....'
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(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I hope someone offers me a shark tomorrow.
That would really make my day.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# There's a festival in the little village where my father comes from in Italy.
And one of the 'attractions' is a lorry which has a five metre long shark in it swimming round in a tank scarcely bigger than the shark.

Take that shark, you cunt!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# lololol
die you dick shark.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)