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# Flangetastic mayte
not harf
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Had a good weekend?
Plenty of dirty sex and booze? Or dirty booze and sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# a mixture of all three
work that one out
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Ah,
same sort of time as me then eh?

I always thought that "dirty" sex was wiping yer cock on yer lady afterwards, but it turned out that I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# they are usually gratefull
for that sort of attention afterwards
I prefer to roll over, fart then snore loudly

and I wonder why she said "yes" when I proposed
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# hee hee
shhhhhhhhhh - I'm in the same boat - the sinking one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:18, archived)
# but have you been up "shit creek"
lately so to speak? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:19, archived)
# *FINGERS IN EARS*
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(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# /coat
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# better than
roll loudly, fart over and snore though. I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)