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# buildin' up a factfile about me huh
look if you want to sex me just go out and say it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# But Colin, I am not a cat
and therefore it would never work for you.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:48, archived)
# damnit
what a waste of time, thought you at least had cat ears
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Mum says I look feline
but only because I lack a proper person's nose and have a faaairly wide cheekbone bit.

Maybe I could get stick on whiskers?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)
# And because you lick your own bumhole.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I wish I was actually that flexible.
*sigh*


Not because I want to lick my bum, just because being bendy would be fun and useful and I don't mean sexually.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Yes.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# You do mean sexually don't you.
Because if you could reach your bum you know what else you could reach...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Oh that's disgusting!
Blerrch
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 24 Aug 2008, 2:16, archived)