Nah that's for FridayI ate pot noodles last night and tickle -chased myself around the house.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:38,
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When I grow up I want to be you.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:43,
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When I grow down I'm going to climb inside your fillings and tell you sweet, sweet stories when your sleeping sprinkle pie. Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:45,
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two words:sexy
results.
(results.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:46,
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*Gets excited and breaks spine*GAAHH I forgot I've got 'The Biff*'
*biff
(*biff
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:48,
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I used to know someone who had that.I don't anymore now, the 'biff' gave her a massive chip on her shoulder and some real personality problems that after years of putting up with I got extremely tired of.
Er.....flaps.
(Er.....flaps.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:51,
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The massive chip on her should was actually bone trying to escape her body you massive biffsist. Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:52,
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Nooo, she had a lump at the bottom, ta.Two fingers to you, gums. The two main ones n'all. TAKE THAT.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:54,
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I'll grab those digits and offer them to a bulimia suffer to use as a vom-ticklers Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 13:58,
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Not feed them slowlydown your japs eye like last time?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:00,
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Ooooooh go on then, if you must*BLOOP*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:05,
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Ooooh, feels like liver. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:08,
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I knew a guy with that. He was the most metal guy ever and everyone just called him Doomlord.
Ttssattsr,
Thu 28 Aug 2008, 14:02,
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