saturday...I didn't see the sun on saturday, i locked myself away indoors and watched Avatar and Heroes all day... twas a good day...
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Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:29,
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I had a haircut, went round the charidee shopsand marvelled at all the fat people.
Tell you what, there was some bird moaning on about how there's no size 20 clothes in the charity shops. My findings are that:
- I was a size 20 and bigger for many a year and yes there bloody well are.
-If she was really a size 20 I'll eat my hat, I was never that big. I think. Hopefully.
-She probably couldn't find anything to go with the absolutely wonderful Enrique Iglesias tent she had on.
(Tell you what, there was some bird moaning on about how there's no size 20 clothes in the charity shops. My findings are that:
- I was a size 20 and bigger for many a year and yes there bloody well are.
-If she was really a size 20 I'll eat my hat, I was never that big. I think. Hopefully.
-She probably couldn't find anything to go with the absolutely wonderful Enrique Iglesias tent she had on.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:33,
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