Because it's good for the hair.
Stout makes it shiny, I forget what eggs do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22,
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They are just probing the remains on their unfulfilled children.
Like a soldier running his hands through the liquidised guts of a comrade.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:26,
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