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# I removed my own pants
when I saw your saxamaphone
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Sadly that's not me playing the saxophone, I'm not nearly black enough to play Jazz.
Also your picture makes you look like Denise Van Outen and Johnny Vaughn both got in the teleporter in 'The Fly'. Which may be possibly the most barbed compliment I could possibly give.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:38, archived)
# However I appreciate the effort of the compliment
And to be fair I wasn't presenting myself in the best light there. That's what happens when I meet people off the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# I can't really judge.
The majority of my photos in the pools I try dodging and ended up looking mental, or I blinked and looked like I was trying to levitate a beer glass.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:48, archived)