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# Agreed
The Zuckerman films were brilliant. Now its 'Scary Movie 7', 'Superhero Movie', 'Disaster Movie'...badly written shite to a tee.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# The Hot Shots films were OK
but were definitely a point on the inexorable downcurve of genre spoof quality.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# That and the Lethal Weapon spoof (Naked Weapon I think) which was a bit tame.
A little Zuckerman gem that few people have seen is "Top Secret", it stars a young Val Kilmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# You dropped your phoney dog poo
what phoney dog poo?

aaah they don't make 'em like that any more...

LATRINE!

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Skeet Surfing!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Are you lonesome tonight
is your kitchen a sight

etc.

Aaah. I shall be sorry to see this thread drop off the bottom...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:17, archived)