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# i don't care if they're pets
if i was starving, i'd immac the cat and whack it on a pitta in record time.
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# :D
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# trust me, she's got it coming
waking me up at all hours, meowing on my bedroom windowsill, the little bitch.
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# I love cats, but my cat is a total fucking dickcunt.
I'll condone you eating yours, provided she's not a sweetie.
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# unfortunately, she is.
she doesn't even do that evil, creepy hissing thing very often. she does drink out of the goldfish bowl, though. i think she's just trying to lower the water level to make the fish easier to catch.
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