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# sweet jesus!
I'm gonna have to practice that trick with the can of lager between my breasts, looks like a good life skill
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31, archived)
# pOrn?
Owing to previous posts moaning about me posting "weird porn", I should point out that those breasts are not real. Neither is the robot.....
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:34, archived)
# the real trick
is opening it without popping the top...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I think i'll
work on just holding it first, opening it may be too advanced for me
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:39, archived)
# You're not
"built" like Velma in the Scooby cartoons then?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I can't remember
How scooby Velma is built
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Pointy glowing head
large breasts, bottle of moet, and a "no hands"
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:51, archived)
# yes
that's exactly what i'm built like
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:53, archived)
# Shhhh!
Everyone thinks I created the pic above...
(I helped save b3ta! Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:54, archived)
# You did
No hands had to be digitally added because he wouldn't hold still, drank the beer and ran away the little blighter an there's been some airbrushing (I has a zit that day)
(Velma, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:57, archived)