It's one of those airbrushed Vogue penises.
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped,
Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:44,
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deceptive bugger!
you think you're getting a manly portion, then you get it out of the box, only to discover you've bought the last chicken in the shop!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:48,
archived)