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# these aren't the boards you're looking for
I just found half a cabbage under my desk. How odd.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:14, archived)
# did you put it there?
if you did, it's not odd to find it there.
still odd to put half a cabbage under your own desk, though.
weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:16, archived)
# could be a desk cabbage, they sneak in there at night, mostly
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# It sounds like it's injured
That's when they're at their fiercest.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Cunning stealthy little buggers
Flapping their greenery at me and chomping loudly with their stupid stemmed faces.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# how do i get out of this chickenshit outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)
# It's got a zipper on the back
Nice fancy dress, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:36, archived)
# heheh
i wanted to make sure no-one would have the same costume :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Not guilty
The sausage and the small pack of half eaten macaroons are mine though.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:27, archived)
# macaroons are tasty
as are sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# You're not wearing green socks are you?
Because if you are, it might be your foot.
Easy mistake-a to make-a.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Nope, it's definitely half a cabbage
As I look down from left to right I see:

Foot
Foot
Half a cabbage
Foot
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)
# you see 3 feet and a cabbage?
exactly what type of drug are you on right now?
just out of interest, not that i want any...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Tixylix
it's throatalicious
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# i'm immune to that stuff
night nurse is great, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I didn't think much of it
but then all of Mick Hucknalls work is disappointing if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# hahaha!
ugly, ruby-toothed ginger twunt that he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:35, archived)
# NOt as odd as me finding the other half under mine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Either we're both victims
or it's a cunning alibi to cover your cabbagey antics
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 20:30, archived)