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# One star
As reviews go, I would have to say this is one in a million. No, one in a million billion. This is a review drowning in a sea of other reviews, suddenly surfacing like a turd at Butlins, yet camouflaged by the background noise of piss and ice-cream cones. It blends in, subtly hunting its prey like a Predator in a new battle suit.

In this review, you will see a new reviewer emerging on to the scene, screaming 'Rate Me!', yet nonchelantly raising an eyebrow at you, like a half eaten slice of french toast spread liberally with honey.

Keep an eye on this one: once he learns what commas are for, he will be up for the Blockbuster 'New Year's Day Best Movie Review Of The Year' award. Watch this space.

If you enjoyed this reviewer's review of Wild Country's review, please review it.
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# I am not sure that i understand...
but hello!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:16, archived)
# best review review ever!
(, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)