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# Or combine both with new Colgate Spunk-o-Flouride!

Just take two pills a day and give your jizz all the minty goodness of our top selling toothpaste!
Comes complete with funnel for self-administration!


(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:18, archived)
# i must have such a product!
from whence may it be purchased?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:21, archived)
# *sticks poorly drawn labels on boxes of Tic-Tacs*
It just so happens that I have a supply right here...
Only five pounds a box!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# CHA-CHING!
*buys eleventy*

wait a minute! these are naught but common tictacs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:26, archived)
# *scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)