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# FUNKY-FRESH
with a side order of fly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# A BEDTIME HAIKU:
I AM GOING BED.
I WILL WATCH SOME PROGRAMS FIRST.
MAYBE I WILL SLEEP.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'M OFF MYSELF SOON
MAYBE I'LL HAVE ZOMBIE DREAMS
I'LL WAKE UP AROUSED
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# *claps*
I HAVE STICKY PANTS.
IT WAS NOT PLANNED.
I DID IT MYSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# i don't usually do poetry
it's far too easy, it's like literary prostitution
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# STICKY PANTS ARE GOOD
THEY MAKE YOUR MUM ASK QUESTIONS
WHEN SHE DOES LAUNDRY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# :) I LOVE YOU.
And now 4 sleep. I have set my alarm for ELEVEN AM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# i shall set mine for 9.
'tis shopping day in the morning! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Freud analyst nightmare
boggles intoxicated mind
mother complex doubt
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# FREUD WANTS TO HAVE SEX
WITH HIS OWN MUMMY DEAREST
HE'S ONE SICK PUPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)