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# like a good rogering with a tomcat's penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# You really have been desperate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# yes i have
although i will never again attempt to leapfrog a bollard whilst bereft of underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:28, archived)
# I had a dream the other night with a gunfight in a cafeteria
and you were there, though looked like a blonde Penelope Wilton from ever decreasing circles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Penelope Wilton?
not as weird as my mate. he had a dream that i was laying eggs in the street and, when i went in for tea, all the neighbours came out and started fighting over my eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Well it was just one of those dream things where you know who people are
even when they look nothing like them. I think my brain explained that you looked like Penelope Wilton because you had been losing weight.

I've had weirder to be honest, like a weird male vampire floating around his mansion trying to kill me then when he inevitably finds me its suddenly a woman and sex occurs.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:40, archived)
# i wouldn't mind
but she looked fucking grim in shaun of the dead.
i've had the vampire dream, except he didn't turn into a woman. sex still occurred, though.
this dream means you are horny and want to be dominated.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:46, archived)
# She was incredibly heftily built as well.
The dream however means nothing, unless giant robots will also take over the world and fire molten dogs at people.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# well, you never know.
they just might.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Not gonna happen Smash...not gonna happen.
And I mean to both.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# i'd quite like to see molten dog guns
domination is fun, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Psst, sexual domination.
I can bore people into submission, why would that interest me?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i don't mean the boring type
i mean the dressed in leather and whipping them into a frenzy of supplication type.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# See I just find that laughable.
Like religion, but slightly less perverse.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i think it's quite funny
i'd only do it in a jokey way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# "That's what I said at the trial anyway."
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)