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# Happy unbirthday.
Celebrating the day you got sucked back into your mother's vagina.

Or someone said to say happier birthday earlier and I forgot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeewwww
i'm just glad i can't remember being born :(

the absinthe and cherryade i'm drinking is great for dulling traumatic mummy mimsy memories.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# If I ever feel the need to remember I can just slice a man's guts open and crawl inside, ala The Empire Strike's back.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)