i heard a delightful tale
about a local man getting the curvy head of a toilet duck jammed solidly up his rectum. nursing staff could barely suppress the laughter for long enough to remove it.
wherever he goes now, the local children quack at him.
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saw something similar
on 'most embarrasing medical something or other'
a man admitted to hospital with several doll's heads up his bum.
apparently he liked to masturbate while shitting them out
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hahaha!
i loved the story of the old man with a jam jar up his arse, FHM showed his x-ray
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