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*lubes up*
Hello Ladies!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24,
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*watches her now rather shiny friend
skid past aforementioned ladies and headfirst into a cupboard*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25,
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Feck!
Who left those rollerskates there?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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whee!
do you really think you can handle us both?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26,
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*ahem*
One can but try.
It's one's duty, and all that.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27,
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The man can deal with me with a hangover
without hitting me round the head.
He's got the gift, this one.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29,
archived)
Comfy Seats in lovely quiet carriage
all the way back to London...
You even had the courtesy not to fall asleep!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31,
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I did put my head down a lot
it hurt to be in the light :-(
You've the patience of a saint. Several saints.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34,
archived)
St Trinians, then?
sorry
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:36,
archived)
*pulls up stocking and scales school wall*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38,
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sounds like a keeper!
especially now my hangover is going!
is he slippery and pliant?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33,
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I'd prefer 'not that easy to pin down' rather than 'slippery'
if you don't mind.
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35,
archived)
i like my men slippery
in a smooth and oiled sense
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46,
archived)
Bring it on, baybeh!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:47,
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*charges electrodes*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:51,
archived)
Goodness!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:54,
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this has nothing to do with goodness
and everything to do with sexy, sexy naughtiness ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:56,
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I'm going to hold you to that...
... and with that - He was gone!
*swirls cape and vanishes*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:07,
archived)
i have preempted you!
for i disappeared five minutes ago to have my tea!
'bye!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09,
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:D I feel strangely like you're a prospective buyer.
I should point out he's not mine to sell, I just hang around him like some sort of magnetic fruit bat.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:37,
archived)
Bwahahahahaha!
and Nonsense!
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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i never buy men
i just rent them and send them back soiled
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41,
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