I think that is a task that no mortal man could undertake!
Your pants would explode and you'd end up lying in a pool of your own breakfast glee!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:14,
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One of the most disturbing images ever
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS,
Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:15,
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This is why we do not combine the two!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 22 Nov 2008, 10:21,
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