Kids have too high expectations of life
I think £25 was a cheap way to crush their dreams forever teach them about achievable goals.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:46,
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I just assumed they were beaten when they got home
as they may not have a concept of money at such a young age
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:48,
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As long as it involves long backbreaking hours
sweeping chimneys or down the pit. It's all good.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:50,
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It couldn't do them any harm.
Unless it does them some harm.
Which it most probably would...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:53,
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That's it
riverghost for Prime Minister. There. I said it.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:57,
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And rations of bacon!
EDIT: Compulsionary pork goods for all!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 2 Dec 2008, 16:58,
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