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# Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god....
...owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-owie-OW!

And now I'm imagining it gets caught on something and gets ripped out and I feel faint.

*Thud*

(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# considering how quickly I destroy the danglyness of hands free cables
I'm glad I don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# As part of a healthcheck,
...I once had a test for gonner...er...gon....uh...gonorrhea. It involved having a Perspex rod crammed up my wahoonie.

I hope to never experience this ever again. If it means being celibate, then so be it.
(Guizmeaux, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:59, archived)