:(Everyone needs friends who are there for you in times of insurance fraud plans.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:35,
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too truemy mate crashed his car recently, he told me to say i was in the car with him, so i could claim for whiplash. i couldn't do it because
a) there's no way i could bring myself to lie in court
b) i was in bingo with about a thousand witnesses.
(a) there's no way i could bring myself to lie in court
b) i was in bingo with about a thousand witnesses.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:38,
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ahhh lying in court is another matterI'm a good boy, I am.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:41,
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indeed it isi've had a few friends ask me to lie in court. my ex asked when he was trying to claim for injuries, despite the fact that medical evidence showed quite clearly that he was lying. my mate asked me to lie when she attacked her fella, despite the fact that, once again, medical evidence proved she was lying.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 19:45,
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yeah, you can only get away with perjury if you are an mp
discomeats This canoe,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:00,
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pfffi just couldn't do it. it's not that i'm incapable of lying, it's just that i refuse to break my word. if i swear an oath to tell the truth, i'll tell the truth no matter what.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 10 Dec 2008, 20:04,
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