Ah, now that's a different matter.
On that particular occasion, you farted yourself.
You're now just pretending you didn't.
Fart fart fart.
Tch, and you blame it all on some harmless old bag.
Shame on you!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 3:14,
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