God's cock should have split her in half
I can't imagine being omnipotent and not having a massive schlong.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:57,
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No, no...
It's a *metaphysical* cock, meaning it's not actually physically there, just there as a broad concept, and everyone knows that you can squeeze a broad concept into any cnut.....
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EffinDoubt is breaking glass on,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:51,
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