I've had to leave messages like it before
well, one. A male mate of mine wanted to get rid of a mental date, so I had to beat him home with a message telling him his SON was VOMITING and I NEEDED HIM.
He is now a 9 bob note. Much easier.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59,
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'9 bob note'
Still remains one of the most giggle-worthy descriptors ever.
Along with the venerable Mr Stephen Fry's sublime 'as gay as a hedge'.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08,
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