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# goldenFanjita has no testes
instead he has two sea monkey aquariums which are attached to his seminal vesicles.
He is in effect neutered and has to fake his climax by pressing a switch on his arse which mixes the sea monkeys with goats milk and fires the mixture using the inner workings of a super soaker 100 which was grafted onto trhe underside of his woefully small penis.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)