Peter Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her...Well maybe he will later
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:19,
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Great, another one who seems wonderful at the time,but turns out to have bad skin and an attitude problem that verges on severe mental health difficulties...
Story o' my bleedin life.
Um, can she drive?
(Story o' my bleedin life.
Um, can she drive?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 7 Jan 2009, 1:21,
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