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# Fucking hell.
Yes, then.

*has eaten older men than you for breakfast*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# when you say 'eaten'
do you actually mean got your arse out of bed and made him breakfast? If it means this ( oh I hope it means this ) then I think I may have a job for you madam.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Yeah, right, because men in their late 40s/early 50s WAKE UP with teenage girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)
# haha.
You know we have to send you home before mummy misses you.

Actually I'm a good chap. I get up and make her breakfast every morning we wake together and I have done since we met.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# The wife makes my sandwiches for work, and my morning coffee
as I am next to useless for the first hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)