I adore Yahoo Answers for this sort of thing
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:42,
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"Get a can of mirror spray paint, point, and spray"
*imagines someone dong it*
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Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode,
Fri 16 Jan 2009, 13:54,
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