put a sign on the door
'gone to make a snowman, will be back at 12'
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:33,
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Better still one saying
'Gone out, back at some point, if you weren't such a tight arse you could have paid to stay somewhere decent':P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 9:38,
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