Or, in the words of Spike Milligan:Knees
Always keep your knees in front!
Don't let them slide behind!
Knees that get behind you
Are difficult to find!
Little Jim let his knees go!
They got behind the lad!
In Church he knelt down back to front
And made the vicar sad.
They bound his knees up with a strap,
And faced them to the front
And to this day - they face that way
'Et gloria ducunt!'*
* I don't know what it means but it rhymes.
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Always keep your knees in front!
Don't let them slide behind!
Knees that get behind you
Are difficult to find!
Little Jim let his knees go!
They got behind the lad!
In Church he knelt down back to front
And made the vicar sad.
They bound his knees up with a strap,
And faced them to the front
And to this day - they face that way
'Et gloria ducunt!'*
* I don't know what it means but it rhymes.