The poor sod managed to trap himself in the living room.Normally, he resides under the stairs. But today he got in the living room, then knocked the door shut. This was whilst I slept. He then had a panic when he realised he wanted a shit and went mental. He chewed a 24 box-set then smeared it in shit.
Doh!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
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