I think it should be encrusted with swarovski crystals or even diamonds.
It might cost a little more, but by 'eck it'd be pretty.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:02,
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It would be pretty, but it wouldnt be...
...all the pretty horses
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 11 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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