I'm reminded of part of Dylan Moran's Monster show.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:27,
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My ideal body would be...
One eye, you probably only need one!
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icassu,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:29,
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My arse would be on the end of a long tube going waaaaay over there
so someone else can deal with it
:D
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 23:32,
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