Have you tried looking on your upper lip?....
.....Because, whenever I lose something I search around for hours, and every time it's right under my nose.
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jonbontempi,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 22:58,
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I keep losing my moustache too.
It always turns up, hiding timorously in my hefty beard.
I have to coax it out with a cunning trail of Go-Cat.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 3 Mar 2009, 23:03,
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