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# I fucking hate these programmes and their fucking weak, shit puns
'So, will Margeret make a pot with her silver tea service?
Will Alan clean up with his antique brush set?
And will Brian smoke out a sale with his 1930's ashtray?'

twats
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Have you ever watched the start of a Neighbours?
The title to every episode is a really really weak of some description. That must be someone's sole job in the whole production staff.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Only in the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I know a couple of the scriptwiters
they're in a psychedelic rock band I helped out a while back called Sandpebbles. Toured Australia with Mogwai one time, who were massive Neighbours fans it turned out
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# :D
look on the bright side "4 years of fucking drama school for this! 4 fucking years, then I was dressed as a beefburger for 3 years. fucking hell, my friends from school are in hollywood, making millions, bastards!"

just think, that's most likely going through their heads as they inanely present this crap :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I do wonder if they try and get special treatment in shops and hotels
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# "yes, I do, hence the surcharge"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)