this is a good oneToday, I was in the change room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:13,
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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:33,
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