Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:34,
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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:55,
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cooorrrrrrrr, how is that fucking up your life :D
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:55,
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