Unless you're Lorena Bobbits husband
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:37,
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ooh, careful
here you go:
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edit: also, you'd think he of all people would be careful these days.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Tue 10 Mar 2009, 23:38,
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