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# Hahahaha
Fuck yeah! He's loving it with the up to the minute Sun footage and the deal with Hello for exclusive footage of her death mask!
I hear he's also trying to get Lily Allen to do a song with Jade's death rattle as a sample!

I for one will mark her sad passing with a commemorative Jade Goodie bacon sarnie he'll have in Tescos by the weekend.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# It took me...
...up to your post to work out why this was funny.

I was, "Okay, it's clearly Max Clifford in a cloak. He looks a bit like... I dunno. Is this a Lord of the Rings thing?"

It's been a long day.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# "a song with Jade's death rattle as a sample!"
I don't know if you've ever heard one, but it sounds like Homer Simpson lusting after bacon one last time.

Maybe Max needs to put a call in to Matt Groening? I sense a Goody/Simpsons mashup in the pipeline.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# If you'd heard one
You wouldn't forget it. It's the last rattling breath that escapes spmeone's lungs when they've died.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)