The international heterosexual known as Martin Short has no reason to address us at this juncture.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:47,
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This is because he is too short
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Tue 17 Mar 2009, 4:48,
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