I'm not shagging her
have you seen those teeth? *clutches mimsy protectively*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:45,
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She did you in your sleep
Just after she finished Philip and Lizzie off with a strap on!
EDIT: God copyrighters have gone too far these days!
Sadly I am stuck watching punked and Ashley Simpson is singing and they beep out the words!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:47,
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No way.
I'd have felt a hat stand in my bed.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 17 Mar 2009, 8:49,
archived)